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(Source: bobwazowski)

lucyliunareclipse:

when the monster music interrupts midna’s lament

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audreyii-fic:

(Source: the-gunlady)

inksword:

One two three four,

I declare a thumb war

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Five six seven eight,

Try to keep your thumb straight

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Nine ten eleven twelve

LOSER IS SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

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happy birthday dumb bum

thank u buttface mcgee

Anonymous sent: happ bday

thank

ive been waiting to post this since the day i first heard it.

vulcanusprime:

missthneed:

gaysociallink:

hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in

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and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands

ok thats nice and all but entire relationships could be ended, houses divided, bodies torn over

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the hammer

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you guys clearly don’t remember the ultimate harbinger of doom to any and all players of SSB64:

Hey y’all. So I’m opening up commissions to help out an amazing friend who is having some financial struggles right now. And since I can’t shove money down his throat myself, I decided I’d do my bit in my own little way.
So I’m opening up commissions! Either writing or drawing.
WRITING COMMISSION INFO:

For examples of my writing, venture into my fic tag.
$5 for 100-1000 words.
$10 for 1100 - 5000 words.
$15 for 5000-10 000 words.
Anything longer will need to be discussed with me privately.
Wills and wonts:
WILL write NSFW.
WILL write fetish (conditional. Send me a message to discuss).
WILL write dubcon. 
WILL NOT write loli, shota or anything to do with underage characters (normally I’m easy going about this in prompts (aging characters up, etc), but since you’re handing over money, I’m putting a bar on it).
WILL NOT write extreme gore.

Yes, that means fic prompts are closed for the time being.
ART COMMISSION INFO:

(The examples are all LOZ related but I WILL draw for other fandoms).
$5 Sketch. Examples 1.2. 3.
$5 Chibi. Example 1.
$10 Clean lines. Examples 1. 2 (nsfw).
$20 Full colour figure. Examples 1. 2. 3.
$30 Full colour scenery. Example 1.
Wills and wonts:
WILL draw NSFW. 
WILL draw fetish (under several conditions; message me if you want this and I will give you those.).
WILL draw OC’s.
WILL NOT draw rape, ‘loli’ or ‘shota’.
WILL NOT draw extreme gore.

Every penny raised by my commissions of fics or art will go to my friend sagesins to help him cover the costs of living. 
If you’re interested, please send me either a note on my DA or an email at j.carnell@outlook.com. Email is preferred, but I check DA daily as well, and tumblr has a tendency to eat messages. 
Please reblog/signal boost as well!
(Also tagging some of the fandoms im/will draw for)

Hey y’all. So I’m opening up commissions to help out an amazing friend who is having some financial struggles right now. And since I can’t shove money down his throat myself, I decided I’d do my bit in my own little way.

So I’m opening up commissions! Either writing or drawing.

WRITING COMMISSION INFO:

For examples of my writing, venture into my fic tag.

  • $5 for 100-1000 words.
  • $10 for 1100 - 5000 words.
  • $15 for 5000-10 000 words.
  • Anything longer will need to be discussed with me privately.

Wills and wonts:

  1. WILL write NSFW.
  2. WILL write fetish (conditional. Send me a message to discuss).
  3. WILL write dubcon.
  4. WILL NOT write loli, shota or anything to do with underage characters (normally I’m easy going about this in prompts (aging characters up, etc), but since you’re handing over money, I’m putting a bar on it).
  5. WILL NOT write extreme gore.

Yes, that means fic prompts are closed for the time being.

ART COMMISSION INFO:

(The examples are all LOZ related but I WILL draw for other fandoms).

  • $5 Sketch. Examples 1.2. 3.
  • $5 Chibi. Example 1.
  • $10 Clean lines. Examples 1. 2 (nsfw).
  • $20 Full colour figure. Examples 1. 2. 3.
  • $30 Full colour scenery. Example 1.

Wills and wonts:

  1. WILL draw NSFW.
  2. WILL draw fetish (under several conditions; message me if you want this and I will give you those.).
  3. WILL draw OC’s.
  4. WILL NOT draw rape, ‘loli’ or ‘shota’.
  5. WILL NOT draw extreme gore.

Every penny raised by my commissions of fics or art will go to my friend sagesins to help him cover the costs of living.

If you’re interested, please send me either a note on my DA or an email at j.carnell@outlook.com. Email is preferred, but I check DA daily as well, and tumblr has a tendency to eat messages. 

Please reblog/signal boost as well!

(Also tagging some of the fandoms im/will draw for)

Triad of Edicts.

Part 8.

Part 1Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6. Part 7.

What the actual fuck, Fi.

sagesins is Link.

I’m Sheik.

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lmfao there’s a car out called ‘cherry jill’

i think i need that car.

sagesins:

Chats have been getting lengthy so new rules:

-Keep conversation light and on subject (ie not your personal life please, usually just Zelda stuff).
-No walls of text please it’s distracting to me.
-I will kick if you disobey these rules. Really they’re simple to follow.
-New to JoinMe? Click the icon of the person on the middle toolbar with the number in it, your name is automatically at the top above mine. Click it once to change it to whatever you’d like. Then click the speech bubble to bring up the chat window.
-Please say Hi, I don’t bite.

come watch the masterpiece.

girahimu-sama:

sheik is embarrassing

girahimu-sama:

sheik is embarrassing

Anonymous sent: i really like triad of edicts so far (i'm on part 4) i hope you keep writing it ❤️u❤️ i'm really interested by it

there’s waaaay more where that came from! sage and i are still going strong so there’s no signs of it stopping just yet lmao.

perlockholmes:

mean-old-levee:

what even was this film about

Shrubberies, curtains, French knights, and swallows.